Best Funny New Year SMS Text Messages 2018

Happy New Year 2018 Funny SMS and Text Messages :- New year is going to knock Your doors soon and the countdown is already Started. Few days Before we have shared the Love and Romantic New year 2018 SMS for Girlfriends and Boyfriends and Now we are going to share Funny New Year Wishes & Messages 2018 for Best friends. It’s the time for another New Year to our life, and we must prepare to welcomethe auspicious festival of the season. Happy new year Funny Sms Jokes 2018 and new years humor.

10 Funny New Year SMS Text Messages 2018 & Wishes

Happy new year Funny Sms Jokes 2018 :- We have a collection of Best New Year Jokes and Funny SMS in Hindi English. Now Just Say goodbye to year 2017 and welcome a brand new year 2018, send New Year wishes to your friends, family and loved ones in Funny style. Humorous New Year Text Messages is here for you.Happy New year sms in English language to provide you best and latest new year sms messages collection in English.Happy New Year Jokes to all our readers. Hope these great jokes will make you feel comfortable and help to make a right decision.

Happy New Year 2018 Funny SMS Download

May this New Year brings all the funky colors and fun in your life. Have a cheerful and fun-filled 2018!

Ending Something Old, Starting Something New, Wishing You With Joyous Heart, Though The Words Are Very Few! Happy New Year 2018!

Let There Be Outcast Of The Fear, For This Entire New Year, Wishing By Heart In Your Ear, A Very Happy New Year!

The Last Night Of 2017 Will End Soon, But The First Day Of 2018 Will Dawn Soon. I Wish You Complete Felicity, Fun And Fervor In This New Year. Happy New Year!

May happy times and warm memories brighten your New Year 2018!

“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.” —Brad Paisley

Happy New Year 2018 Funny Text Messages in Hindi English 

Bhagwan kare aap ko ek

Crore rupay

Sey bhara howa bag mile

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Aur

Har ek note

Pe likha ho

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I Αm sorry

Ek Βuri khabar hai

Μujhai Βhool jana plz..

Μain kuch dino ke Βaad Tumhe Ηamesha ke liye chor kar

chala jaun ga tumhara Αpna year 2o16

Βut

Tumhe ek naya dost day kar ja raha Ηoon year 2017

So Εnjoy with Ιt!

ATM Mein 1 pathan doosre pathan k peeche

khara Ηans raha tha

2nd: Ηahaha maine tera pasward daikh liya

1st waala:kya Hai?

2nd:4 staars(****)

1st: Ηaha galat

5215 Hai…

Happy Νew Year.

Αssalam o alaikum:

kia Ηal hai.

Happy Νew Year.

Νaye Baras Κi Pehli Ghari Ηai,

Ummeed Κi Nao Kinaray Αan Lagi Ηai,

Μann Se Εk Dua Nikli Ηai,

Υeh Darti Jo Ηum Ko Mili Ηai,

Υa Rab Ab Tο Rehmat Κa Saya Κar De,

ΚYeh Dhoop Μein Bohat Jali Ηai!!! 

“Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!”

Let Us Welcome The New Year, Give The Happy Adieu To The Old, Start The New Beginning Without Fear, And Cherish The Memories We Hold! Happy New Year 2018!

8. Fun, Joy, Happiness, Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near, With My Special Wish, Happy New Year!

Happy New Year 2018 Funny Jokes Wishes for Best friends 

  • “Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of the next.”
  • “This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays.”

  • “May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.”

Hope you enjoyed reading the New Year funny messages sms just, add a cute picture with it and it would become a lovely humorous greeting card for New Year.

 Happy New Year 2017 Jokes

I’m getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

 Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary christmas and a Abby new year.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.

I hereby resolve not to catch fire while riding a flaming hoverboard….again.

Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body.

Please don’t mix it up like you did this year.

I want to get so drunk that if vampires bit my neck they’d get a Bloody Mary.

Remember you can reset your resolutions on January 14th (Orthodox New Year) and February 8th (Chinese New Year). After that, even I can’t help you.

I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2017 and a beautiful beginning into 2018.

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